Oh this is wonderful. Great excuse for those of us who don't have children (yet) and use the kid as an excuse to leave the office early on a gorgeous summer day! Hilarious.

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And because we know you're concerned: yes, you can pick out your kid's gender and ethnicity. (Finally, something you and Madonna have in common.) And for a little extra veracity (since clearly you care about veracity), they'll even Photoshop you into a sports team photo.